PRESCRIPTIONS
Orgasm £3.70
The Original Smirnoff, Baileys, Amaretto and Tia Maria mixed with a milky cream, or is it a creamy milk.
Blue Lagoon £3.70
Smirnoff, Bols Blue toped up with Lemonade, perfect for the hot wet nights.
Cherry Thingymajig £3.70
Bacardi, Bols Blue mixed with sours. It’s a G.Y.K.O. drink ! ( don’t ask.)
Bonkin’ Bartender £3.70
Kahlua, Chambord, Vodka and Cream, or Beever when he finishes work…...
Long Island Iced Tea £3.70
Bacardi, Smirnoff, Gordon’s and Bols Triple Sec mixed with Sours and topped with Coke.
Sex on the Beach £3.70
We use the simple mix of Smirnoff, Archers, Orange Juice and Cranberry Juice.
Alabama Slammer £3.70
Southern Comfort, Smirnoff, Bols Triple Sec and Orange Juice.
Greeny Bluey Thing £3.70
Archers, Blue Bols and Orange Juice.
Dune Bug £3.70
Malibu, Midori, Banana Liqueur, Pineapple and Orange juice poured to perfection.
Woo Woo £3.70
A refreshing blend of Archers Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice and Smirnoff.
Black / White Russian £3.70
Smirnoff, Tia Maria and Coke, or Cream.
Brandy Alexander £3.70
Brandy and Bols Dark Cacao, mixed with milky cream, then served long over ice.
Cosmopolitan £3.70
Vodka, Triple sec, Lime and Cranberry juice, better than Sex in the City.
Horny Slapper £3.70
Fresh Lime, Tequila, Triple sec, and lemonade. I want one!
Canadian Katie £3.70
Chambord, Amaretto, Archers and Vodka with Pineapple Juice, Cranberry Juice.
Lynchburg £3.70
Jack Daniel’s, Bols Triple Sec and Sours, that all time American retro drink
Sticky Knickers £3.70
Smirnoff, Gin, Orange Juice, Red Bull and a stain of grenadine.
Key West Cooler £3.70
Smirnoff, Archers, Malibu and Midori justified with Orange and Cranberry juices.
Slow Comfortable Screw £3.70
Smirnoff, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin and Orange Juice over ice. Try it against a wall or with a kiss
Liquid Mint Aero £3.70
As the name suggests, a chocolate, minty, creamy drink, that you don’t have to unwrap.
Cherry Thingymajig £3.70
Vodka, Cherry Sourz topped with coke.
SHOOTERS
Liquid Cocaine £2.00
Sambuca and Jagermeiser
B52 £2.00
Tia Maria, Baileys & Grand Marnier.
Knee Trembler £2.00
Tia Maria, Midori and Baileys.
Slippery Nipple £2.00
Sambuca & Baileys.
Bazooka Joe £2.00.
Bols Blue,Banana Liqueur & Baileys.
Brain Haemorrhage £2.00
Archers, Baileys & Grenadine.
Toffee Apple £2.00
Dooley's & Apple Sourz
Moms Apple Pie £2.00
Goldschlager & Sourz
Flatliner £2.00
Tequila Sambuca and Tabasco
Uncle Jacks Sazarack £2.00
Jack Daniels and Triple Sec
Kamikaze£2.00
Vodka, Triple sec and Lime.
Alien Foetus £2.00.
Bacardi, Archers and Baileys.
Blow Job £2.00
Smirnoff, Baileys & Banana Liqueur.
Flugalbinder £2.00
Goldschlager and Chambord.
Irish Nut £2.00
Franjelico and Baileys
Jelly Bean £2.00
Pernod, Chambord and Vodka. Just like the black ones….
Bottles
Budweiser 5.0% £2.80
Viru 5.0% £2.80
Miller Genuine 4.7% £2.80
Beck's 5.0%£2.80
Holsten Pils 5.5%£2.80
Stella 5.2% £2.80
Corona 4.6% £2.80
W.K.D. 5.5% £2.80
Newcastle Brown 4.7% £2.90
Smirnoff Ice 5.0% £2.90
KOPPERBERG PEAR/MIXED FRUITS £2.90
Bulmers £2.90
Wine
175ml 250ml House £2.50, £3.10
House White/ Red Bottle £8.40
BUBBLES
Louis Dornier £17.00
Lanson £30.00
Tattinger Rose £45.00
Perrier Joet Belle Epoch £99.50
all prices and menu correct at time of page design, we reserve the right to change at any time.