SITES WE NO LIKE
BASTARDS!

I LOVE TO SMOKE! I LOVE TO SMOKE!I LOVE TO SMOKE!I LOVE TO SMOKE!

I'LL SUPPORT NON-SMOKING DAY AS SOON AS NON SMOKERS SUPPORT MY "NO BITCHING EVERY TIME I LIGHT UP YEAR"

YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT ON MY HOLIDAY?

HEY I KNOW, MAYBE IF I BOOK AN EXTRA WEEK MAYBE I CAN FIT IN SOME TRAIN SPOTTING TOO!

WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE?! - ON THE PLUS SIDE, HERE'S A JAR JAR FAN LIST, WE CAN HUNT THEM DOWN! ALL APPLICATIONS TO JOIN MY DEATH SQUAD TO THE USUAL ADDRESS.